May 23
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
- Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
- Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
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May 22
- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
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May 21
I cant believe it’s finally over…
We were on and off for 5 years… Five fucking years and it’s ruined after one day. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without you but at the same time it’s not healthy to be with you. I already miss you but I know I have to get rid of that feeling. We do nothing but hurt each other. Loving you is the most painful thing I’ve ever gone through. I’m kinda glad that we won’t fight anymore but the thought of never feeling your kisses again is horrible. I’m sorry for all of the stupid things we’ve both said and done. No matter what, baby, I just want you to be happy, even if it means being apart from me. I love you so much, but I guess this was goodbye
